S.M.A.S.H. Or How To Get Hung

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2009-03-31
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John Holmes is not just the reigning size-king of seventies porn, he's probably its first legitimate star. Back before anyone had even heard of Linda Lovelace or Marilyn Chambers, "Johnny Wadd" meant box office gold from LA to NYC. Certainly Holmes's magnificent member - reportedly 13" long - was a viable element in his gargantuan appeal.

John Curtis Holmes (August 8, 1944 - March 13, 1988) better known as John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd (after the lead character in a series of related films), was one of the most famous male adult film stars of all time, appearing in about 2,500 adult loops, stag films, and porno feature movies in the 1970s and 1980s, including at least one gay feature film and a handful of gay loops. He was best known for his exceptionally large schlong, which was heavily promoted as being the longest in the porn industry; reportedly 13 inches in length. In 1981, Holmes claimed to have had sex with 14,000 women. To substantiate this number, and assuming Holmes' first experience with a woman occurred at 16 as he purported, then he would have had to had sex with 700 different women a year--1.9 women a day--for the next 20 years. Holmes also attracted notoriety for his involvement in the brutal Wonderland Murders in 1981, and for his death from AIDS. S.M.A.S.H. or HOW TO GET HUNG stars John in one of his earliest screen performances. In it he portrays Dr. Willdare who is planning a sex change operation on 'Sue,' a woman who longs for a penis. The unusual title of the movie is a spoof of Robert Altman's hit film M.A.S.H. As an extra bonus this DVD contains several bonus stag films from the sexy 70s.

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