Dakota Burns is outgoing, perky, and alluring, but she isn’t the best at school. When she fails multiple classes, she’s embarrassed to show her parents, especially since her favorite step-uncle is visiting for the weekend. When her step-uncle, Dick Swardson, learns about Dakota’s grades, he steps in to see how he can help. Dick thinks if they take some edge off of Dakota’s nonexistent sex life, she’ll be able to focus more on her school work.