A girl's best friend is diamonds. Or pearls. Certainly not a box of cheap condoms. This sucker dreamed of banging his new girlfriend on a romantic picnic in the park by the hotel. Lucky for her, I was staying at the same hotel. Out for an evening stroll, I decided to do a little hunting and stumbled upon them. I can totally understand that guy's lust. Her juicy pussy just exuded a scent of pheromones that no man could resist. But you gotta remember, I may be the only male in this jungle, guys.