I wanted to insure some of the stuff I own, so I was waiting to meet an insurance agent. After the meeting, I wanted to pay a visit to a local bar and finally find a girl to get laid with. A dry spell is no joke, okay? Suddenly, I hear loud knocking on the door. The agent I hired turned out to be a pretty old lady, but she still oozed sexuality, I felt like. I asked her to take a seat as she began to rattle off all the most relevant points of the insurance policy. Obviously, my thoughts were far, FAR away, but I forced myself to snap out of it to ask: \ Sorry, I’ll have to interrupt, but… This might come off as rude, but… do you want to fuck me right here and now? \ She was bemused by my sudden question, but it was obvious that for someone her age, fucking a much younger guy is not a regular occurrence…