Welcome to Fetish Funhouse, the place where your most cherished desires will come true! Yes, the very wishes you've never told even your closest friends. The very wishes you've been carefully scrubbing from your browser log. You don't have to talk about them, because we can see everything in your lustful eyes. You came here, which means we'll do the rest - me, Madame Pearl, and my kind friend and assistant Leather Face. Welcome!