She left our hometown nearly twenty years ago. Over the years, we'd heard vague rumors - something about her making it big in the city, buying a villa, a yacht, and living a life way out of reach for us mere mortals. When she showed up at my mom's house for a visit, I couldn't believe my eyes. I'd seen her a thousand times - in the cheapest, trashiest porn clips imaginable. I'd jerked off to her more times than I could count. And now, here she was - the queen of tit jobs - sitting right in front of me, feeding my mom some bullshit story. And since I'm the only one allowed to pull that on her, I took it upon myself to set the record straight.