Not to sound like and Egotistical Hipster CEO, but everything I touch turns to gold. Take for instance my Creative Director April. She’s hot as shit, a super slut, and knows how to make herself irreplaceable. She’s hands down the best in the business, trend setting, hairy vagina having hippy there is. She really loves her job and will do anything for the brand. So when this boss bitch hops in my bed and starts talking titties, ass and stroking my cock I knew I was going to be tapping more than that tablet in her hand. She really does give everything 110%, from Brand Integrity to my Boner. When she’s in bed with me, her attention to detail is second to none. She truly is a freak and loves sucking cock. Watching those perfect titties bounce as I smash her hairy vagina is one of the perks of being your own boss and hiring smoking hot employees. Here s to America - free love, full eyebrows and hairy vagina.