The real hobby of our generation is whining and talking about nothing! Failed relationships, academic problems, asshole bosses. It's all total bullshit. If you're failing, there's only one asshole, and that's you. And you'll be very surprised if you find out how much you can change, just by getting your ass off the couch! The hero of this story was able to get over his laziness. He was able to pick up the phone and call someone he trusts for help. So what if he got horns, big deal! The important thing is that he experienced the best sex of his life without even participating!